HONEYMOON

A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.

A honeymoon is a short period of doting between dating and debting.

A love affair should always be a honeymoon. And the only way to make sure of that is to keep changing the man; for the same man can never keep it up

Honeymoon lasts not nowadays above a fortnight.

Honeymoons don't last forever.

Nine out of ten honeymoons are flowerless. A ghastly disappointment.

Simple misunderstanding… and couple forget the lovely moments they spent before marriage and during honeymoon.

Some of the most memorable honeymoons have been spent entirely in a hotel room.

The honeymoon is the only period when a woman isn't trying to reform her husband.

 

There seems to be an unwritten law that going on honeymoons is like joining the Masons ... secret and mysterious, and the fewer questions asked the less  embarrassing for everybody.

 

Women have to be careful to not wear out their husbands on their honeymoons, or they get so weak that they can't go to work!